Ever wanted to eat yourself for breakfast? Now you can.

Meet the "selfie toaster," a narcissistic appliance offered up by the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation, makers of the infamous Jesus and Rapture toasters.

That's right. For a mere $75, you can put your face on a piece of bread and eat it for breakfast every morning.

The process takes about a week.

And you even get a full-color decal of yourself to put on the front of your toaster when it arrives.

Hypothetically speaking, this means you could take a selfie while eating a piece of selfie toast from your selfie toaster. Pretty deep.