-- Pat being Pat:
TV evangelist Pat Robertson has done it again. Just a couple of months after he seemed to condone men cheating on their wives, he's caused a tizzy on social media by suggesting a novel idea for Facebook: A 'Vomit' button, so he can click that whenever he sees pictures of a gay couple kissing. <SMH>
-- Coach, move your feet:
Jets coach Rex Ryan is better at avoiding bulls than he is Bills. The New York skipper went to Spain on vacation and donned the cute white outfit with red sashes and ran down the streets of Pamplona. We're sure the video of this event will never, ever be shown in summer camp when the Jets get back together.
At least he did a better job avoiding a hit than he did against the Buffalo Bills last season.
-- Don't make momma mad:
Some men in Sumatra were checking their traps when they discovered they had killed a tiger cub. Then the adult tigers discovered the men. Then the men discovered a tree, but one of the six fell to the ground.
The five remaining hunters called on their cellphones for help but it was five days before the tigers were scared away.
-- In lieu of flowers:
12. 11. 11. 12. 11. That's the number of losses for the Cleveland Browns the past five seasons. They had another loss recently. A diehard fan of the team, a season-ticket holder who died on July 4th, asked in his online obituary for six players from the team to be his pallbearers so that they can "let him down one more time." Not an original joke, but still funny -- especially in an actual obit. CNN affiliate WEWS reports the team will present his widow with a replica jersey bearing his favorite player's number.